Now announcing YouDate, a division of YouTube
Ok, not really.
There are weird people everywhere. Renaissance fairs, Comic-Con, my block in Astoria. It’s a fact of life, right alongside e-dating. Somehow, the two usually go hand-in-hand. That’s not to say I haven’t tried it (sometimes I’m an idiot), but I think there are some circumstances when it seriously becomes a detriment to your mental health… or, is a direct result thereof. Consider the following:
…wait, what? Awwwwwww YoU r So CuTe<3<3<3<3<3<3*kills self*<3<3<3. I confess, I’ve done lots of nerdy shit – I’ve played a Lord of the Rings based online text game for 10 years, I’ve played WoW, I dedicated two years of my life to Final Fantasy 7 – but this is fucking retarded. I hope these people meet each other in real life (lololololol IRL<3<3), are forced into marriage by conceiving while uploading videos, and then have to explain to their kids someday that they met because they were in their mid-40s, lonely, and spent too much time on the internet doing love roleplaying.
Idiots. We’d be so bored without them.
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Conceiving while uploading videos… That’s some porn I’d like to see.
What LOTR online game do you play? My brother was part of some sort of LOTR community game thing for years (probably still is); just wondered if it was the same one. He’d essentially type novella-length posts describing what his character was doing and how it was interacting with the other characters, building on a community story. They’d have deep discussions and arguments. That was what I picked up from it, anyway.
Alexis
5 May 09 at 1:59 pm
I’m not sure what kind of stuff you’re into, but… if that floats your boat, more power to you.
The LOTR game is called The Two Towers. There are a bunch of people that play, all over the world. It’s awesome and endlessly nerdy at the same time. He would probably like it, if that’s not the one he plays.
mway
5 May 09 at 2:02 pm
i am both of those people.
harriet
5 May 09 at 2:40 pm