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After pulling an all-nighter and then passing out from 8-11am, I finally got to work around noon. Fortunately, sleep deprivation has not affected my undeniable ability to have the weirdest conversations ever:

Me: You know, it’s crazy how Facebook pages like “Sarcasm” and “Not Being On Fire” have hundreds of thousands of fans.
Matt: Yeah.  And then you have things like AIDS research that probably have like 50 fans.  But I mean, if you look at the numbers, maybe there is a reason for that.
Me: Well… I can imagine that people would be interested in, you know, not being aflame.
Matt: Whatever they can do to prevent it, you know.
Me: Although I’m not too sure how you’d go about getting a vaccine for immolation.
Matt: Does that mean that to immunize you, they’d have to set you a little bit on fire so you’d never have to be on fire again?
Me: Yep, that sounds about right.

We are clearly not destined for medical greatness.